The scores on the doors

Met the world's most miserable fan today. We were in the main square in the morning, enjoying beautiful sunshine, lots of singing and football and beer and a wonderful atmosphere. Chelsea fan strolls up. 'shit morning ain't it?'.

What can you say? Heartily disagreed with him, and he backtracked so dramatically it was like a moon dance.

Watched all the matches today down by the river with 45,000 shirtless, lobster pink, lairy, tattooed English fans.

So proud...